Welcome to the Neural Nausea Support Group, where we help you survive the simulated reality of modern life.
Are you experiencing:
- Glitches in your simulated reality?
- Uncontrollable neural spasms?
- Unrelenting existential dread?
If so, we're here to help. Our expert team of simulated psychologists will guide you through the most absurd, illogical, and occasionally hilarious situations.
We also offer:
- Free brain-farting exercises
- Discounted neural upgrades
- Unlimited access to our simulated library of existential crises